TRADITIONS

TRADITIONS

Oh yes, what would life be like without these? All the occasions when we have those wonderful expectations.

How it makes us so full of joy to celebrate some time honor rituals. It does give life so many reasons to be happy.

But then you never know if that will be a good option. I mean some rituals are down right stupid.

Oh we still do then and maybe even complain about them, but that doesn’t make them any less insane. Just makes us more so for participating.

Therein lies the crux of irony. This oddity of the mind that decided we are going to do something even if it doesn’t make sense.

Now this is a practice the definitely does bring a few smiles. Oh yeah we can really find reasons to do that.

I mean to sit and do something over and over again you don’t have to do is not quite being logical. But then we add to the insanity by actually spending money on the process.

Can anyone label this a moron? Well the problem is we all stand in line at the stupid store.

So I plead guilty for playing my part in all this idiocy. I should know better, but I don’t. I should say forget, but I don’t.

Nope I will be one of those standing in line to buy all the crap somebody says you can’t life without. And I will do it next year too.

And then I will not stop complaining. Why? Because it feels good. I figure if I do that long enough I will forget it is my fault.

Now perhaps somebody says this whole thing is stupid. Maybe they even go so far as to say forget it.

What happens to them? They get labeled as a Scrooge. Yeah, that will happen. And who thinks it is a good thing?

We never answer that one. We are too busy buying more crap and finding some new reason to gripe about it.

It is to smile. Well to a degree. The one where accept that life sucks and we might as well be nuts about it.

DIALOGUES

Well dialogues are different in terms of if they are about conversation or speeches. The speeches can be such a pain.

Unless I am the one who is giving it. Then it is cool. Well from my view. Yeah, I love given speeches.

That is where I do most of the talking. And I really enjoy it verses something such as a lecture.

Now that doesn’t fall under my idea of thrills. Not in anyway do I enjoy it. Because the person just is trying to bend my mind to their view.

And who needs that? I don’t. I know what I do wrong. And I work very hard to lie about it.

Just don’t care to have somebody else remind me of what is wrong. If I need that then I can wait to find out later.

Like as in never. Yeah, who really needs those headaches? I mean come on lie to me. Yeah, make me feel good.

Come on who really needs truth? I mean it is overrated from my view. So totally boring and depressing.

So now let’s have some fun. Make up some crap that sounds good. Really doesn’t it sound so much better?

But you always get the purest. Those silly minds with no sense of humor. They want facts.

And they are welcome to them. Not me, I want lies. I want fairy tales. The truth I can get too many places, all depressing.

Okay so this won’t solve problems. But if we work it right, who cares? Yeah, then we can all have fun.

We can sleep under the stars and generally make the world seem like it is a perfect place. Which is far less painful than some other options.

But then you have to make sure you don’t stop faking it. That is the key here. Make it all sound good.

Then when it doesn’t work we don’t complain. Just find another lie to make it even better.

Till things fall apart, then we find new ways to fake it.

KEEP IT MOVING

One thing I surely have come to appreciate is how you have to keep things moving in life. Those special times you just have to never stop.

Now there are a great many situations where this is important. And all are the type that you just have to smile about.

It doesn’t do any good to pretend about it. Some do that and it sucks. Because it never ends up helping.

That is why you have to avoid the people who serve as a brake. Yep they will always make sure nothing gets done.

This is not a good option. It will just end up being something less than helpful. You really do hate people like this.

Well I do. Because I love to dream. And I love to have a vision for the future. That is hard to accomplish at times.

At least when dealing with somebody who always thinks of ways to make things worse. And so often they don’t even know they are doing it.

It is like they have a natural talent for messing things up. And totally not aware they do it.

So you can be upset in some ways since it wasn’t planned. Nope that never helps. Which is the one aspect you have to deal with.

Not that I enjoy it. Just have to find ways to cope. I have learned to be less than excited over such options.

Now perhaps this will change. Not sure how or when. Maybe when the world changes. Like if the aliens take over.

Yep that would do it. I wouldn’t complain at all. Not at least anytime I would expect. Well will still hope.

And who knows it will be a great thing when it happens. Yeah a chance to end this insanity.

There is so much of it out there. And I will be so happy when it ends. Well I hope I will be.

Just have to dream. And that is always a joy. But having no people breaks is good too. This will all work out.
Just as soon as the lies work.

MIME

Well you got love the person who can say so much without using a single word. Yeah, that is such joy.

And when this comes by your choice even better. Got to truly love that part. But then it just doesn’t happen enough.

Not from my view. Wish it was otherwise. But life doesn’t work that way. Not in the least.

But I sure love it when it happens. This requires dealing with individuals who have no personality.

Which is very easy where I work. I have such an abundant supply of them. Yep, that is the main quality of my employees.

Not that I put in on the applications. But being a small city we just seem to attract more than our share.

Yeah, that is one thing I don’t lack. I didn’t say I liked it, but then sort of works out that way.

Which I am certainly don’t complain in terms of benefits. Dull doesn’t make much demands.

Now the fun part is just seeing how dull that dull can really be. That is without being infected myself.

In any event the idea is to be sure I spread the joy around. Make it entertaining. Yeah, they are the ones I put in charge of things.

Like morale. Yep, now that is so much fun. Nothing gives me more joy than watching boring try to invent fun.

Talk about the impossible dream. Oh yeah it works. But I do have the chance to watch the process.

It is called yawns in progress. Amazing what a joy that can be. So many smiles and such thrills.

Now it is different to have somebody talk about a stapler marathon. Or paper clip relays. Don’t ask.

But then as long as it brings a smile to their lethargy I guess that is a good thing. And I will be happy for them.

Providing it doesn’t wear off.

TIME

Never have enough of this. And we all feel that reality. But you know that is okay. I don’t mind.

Normally my way of coping is to dump all my time wasting options on somebody else. Yeah, I know it sucks.

But what can I say? I don’t mind at all. I do what I can to find a way to be sure somebody else get the headache.

Now some will treat that as a big deal. Yeah they will complain and make sure it all doesn’t work for them.

But the way I figure this is that you know somebody is going to end up with time lost. So even if I didn’t it would happen anyway.

And so after all if somebody gets ready to squander time anyway they won’t miss the extra loss. Nope that is very obvious to me.

Now the way I see it life is full of such lack of efficiency. Yeah, people often spend time doing crap that makes no sense.

So if I give them more stuff to do no big deal. Oh I might feel bad about it if that was otherwise, but it isn’t.

Now that is the part I enjoy. Just seeing how it makes my life easier. And you know the whole government process is screw up anyway.

So adding to my joy is the need to pass on those little extras. Yep, to be sure that I take the time to have it all work the way I needed.

And speeches help so much. They are big time wasters. Only for me a good one. Because the average person never pays attention.

So later when they are stuck with some chore they can’t complain much. Nope that is the part I like.

Yeah I can’t complain about it much. This always works to my favor. Because I will make sure it gets the results I want.

Which always leaves me reasons to smile. Because that way I can celebrate the time I can devote to what I want.

Basically being lazy and acting like I will have so much joy somewhere other than work. Not a bad fantasy.

But I do love to dream.

CRIME

Well most people think they know what crime is all about. They watch those gangster movies and think they are experts.

Naturally they only think of the obvious. Yeah, the chance to see someone doing what is clearly wrong.

Sounds good, but just not realistic. So we do have to be sure that we understand what really is crime.

The conventional view says all crime is a violation of existing laws. Such a nice and simple view.

Not particularly accurate. For the definite issue here is something that is observed. Yeah Rash’s rule is that if it don’t get seen it don’t count.

Not that it makes it any less of a crime, just they kind that you don’t fret so much. And those are a blessing.

I have put crimes into different categories. There are those that are crimes humanity. Those are just plan mean and evil.

I only rate them as a D on the criminal scale for the lack of creativity. Which is really the ultimate standard for me.

Next on the agenda are the ones who dabble in the gray areas. They test the law in terms of those items that some consider desirable items to have.

They get points from me for being more clever. They aren’t perhaps as talented as the next level, but they are still gifted.

So you move towards the next group. The ones with more promise. That is in terms of entertainment.

Which will always be my best idea for judging. Yeah, the ones that get my vote are the ones you never know committed a crime.

Now that is the fun that I love. I admire the ones that I can see who are able to lie, cheat and steal without being seen as such.

That is the area I take so much pride in. Because I love when I have made a disciple of them.

Makes me feel so happy. Then comes the chance to rat them out. You know as a lesson. Ah, such a great crime that is.

Got to love it. I know I do.

BEING A ROLE MODEL

Now from my view this role would be better spelled roll. Because you really do have to be so careful to know you are going to be pressed on the compliance.

So this means you are one big pastry. Yeah, not the kind you will like to be honest. You are going to end up being served.

Everyone will want a piece of you. And they will devour you and ask for more. That is why the smart person doesn’t vie for this title.

I do my role model work through others. Yeah, that is the part that really works. Just the times you have to let yourself create the illusion that it all works.

Yep, that is not the good part. I really have to just you know appreciate this is a matter of liking dessert.

Which is a case of being sure somebody else is the actually cake. You stick with being the icing.

See that is the part that people remember as sweet and tasty, but really they devour the cake. You do that by taking time to make lots of sugar.

Those are promises that you make. Only you do take the time to give somebody else the credit.

Which makes them the snack. Yeah, they think they are great. Real that is the part that counts.

You have to make them what to be the cake. You have to feed them all kinds of bull till the believe it.

And play up the part that makes them you know believe it will be a good think. Feed their ego big time.

Make them think they are a saint. Make them so darn happy to volunteer. Then they will beg for the job.

And for a while they will think they are so great. Yeah they will think they are doing fine.

Not tell later will the find out they are suckers. By they you have the praise for being so great.

Then end up on the platter. And you get to say, next? Which is the next time they get a chance to find out who is on the plate.

Just not me.

TEACHING A LESSON

Teaching a lesson

You can underestimate the value of an education. The big problem is that you can’t always afford it.

Well I know there are student loans. But those are available for some kinds of education. Not the ones that really count.

Those are the ones that come from when you screw up in life. Yeah, they can be very tough lessons to be sure.

And I do consider it part of my job in life to be a teacher in that regard. I have so many students too.

Just about everyone I meet to be honest. Yep, there are plenty out there. And helping them is such a blessing.

I will admit they are not always grateful for my help. Thank you is not the word that comes from their mouths.

But then one does have to expect a certain degree of complaint when it involves pain. And when it is to their pocketbook even more so.

However, it is a valuable service. Yep, that is the part that I do so appreciate. Doing my fellow man a favor is such a joy.

I mean I have let there be all kinds of graduates go on to great lives. And I didn’t even have to offer any diplomas.

I just am content to have bless those with such a need. True, they do end up bankrupt at times.

I prefer to think of that as a chance to start over. Which is such nice way of seeing their change.

Just wish more people were truly grateful for the times I have cleaned out their pocket book. But that doesn’t happen unfortunately.

In any case, I continue to work my efforts to enlighten. Now all I have to do is be sure I don’t let the ones who have to come back for more lessons get upset.

Funny how some are that way. They even complain about the school house too. Yeah all the nerve.

But after enough lessons most learn. Or they end up broke enough so they will just stop resisting.

Which is a different form of homework.

MORE FUN

Well this assumes that you had some fun in the first place. So it is time for an addition. Which is nice.

Providing we are talking about a good kind of fun. What is a bad type? When it is somebody else having it at your expense.

Now that isn’t more fun. It sucks. And we do get that at times. But I am grateful I am on the plus side.

Basically though I am truthful enough here to admit that I only want the more fun good times. So I have to constantly look for ways to improve it.

Which means making sure the other dude doesn’t do it first. Oh there are plenty who do. I know I see them all the time.

And you can be darn sure I want to make it so I get the first chance and fun. And the more part too.

Yeah that is the important part. Which means you have to have an appreciation for the many ways others like their fun.

And then you need a chart to see where all you can make sure you can get your version of fun out of the situation.

This takes practice. And then you know it is all a matter of timing. You have to keep the facts straight.

Can’t let your excitement or need for excitement make the control over your reason. Nope that is not a good way to handle it.

However, if you keep the right view and strategy. For more than one advocate of fun has been lost in the process.

Just a word of wisdom from you Uncle Rash. My hope is to help others in this area. To give them some tips.

Yep, I might even start a trainer manual. And put it in a correspondence course. Now that is the part I think that has potential.

Yeah, now that will be so beneficial. A guide to practical joy. How could you be unhappy with that help?

So I guess I need to write up proposal. Hmmm sure has potential. Yeah, happiness for all.

Sounds good to me.

LET US PREY

All I can say to this is yum. Yeah, now that sums it up great for me. A nice tasty comment.

Now I suppose there are some who will frown on such confessions. They have that attitude of how we should all be generous.

I applaud the theory. And I sort of approve of the idea. Well as I said, sort of. However, in reality not that much.

I might if I saw more examples of it in practice. And that would be nice if it was there to see on a regular basis.

However, that is not what happens. Oh there are some good fakers out there. And I applaud their creative.

But they are still fakers. And that is the part I do sort of envy. Because they can get away with it.

And so I’ve been thinking that it would be nice if I could start a charity organization. Yeah, I would like that.

A chance to help some very needy people. Those really who don’t get much attention or appreciation for all they do.

Individuals who truly do so much for others and are just not given any type of deserving honor for their efforts. They often labor without adequate compensation.

So I think I want to take the time to help out this worthy cause. Come dig deep and help me if you can.

What wonderful needy group am I referring to help? Why all those poor unfortunate souls who work at escort services.

Yes, you read that right. Why not help them? I mean they are people too. And they have feelings.

Why not is what I ask? I mean really they have such needs as anyone. So how come we can give them a break.

Now see I think this would be such a blessing. We help them with the cost of things such as lingerie and they can charge less.

That is something I think we all need to consider as important. But then I’m sure a few would disagree.

Which is sad since we all need these kinds of blessings.

WOW!

Wow!

Now that is got to be a good thing. Yeah, those times when you can go, wow! As it this is so cool.

But the problem is you can’t always be sure this is going to work out as you want. I mean a wow doesn’t always stay a wow.

Why? Well there are lots of reasons. Some better than others. Basically it is because they probably were a fake wow.

By that I mean you started out being impressed and then it got crazy. Things just didn’t’ work out as expected.

Well some times a wow is something you experience. And some will naturally make sure that it works.

Now for me a wow is anything that really makes you excited. Something you will just be so happy to deal with.

And these can be so much fun in the long run. Providing you didn’t get the wrong details about them.

See the deal is you have to let the event actually speak you to. Not invent its meaning. Done that myself and it sucks.

So that is where you have to take time to be realistic. Not the best of options when you are talking fun.

Because the whole purpose of real fun to me is that you get to ignore reality. Down right escape it.

Only that never works. Well not if you are going to get bogged down by details. Facts suck when you are having fun.

So I prefer to just keep the wow factor by not allowing anything ruin the meaning. This can be so challenging at times.

Still with a little effort it can work. You can enjoy the process without any possible chance to suffer.

Then you can preserve the wow. Which is the best part. Yep for me it is. Might not be for somebody else.

But then I have my own idea of wow that I’m not going to ignore. This is the part that counts.

Well at least in my version.

OH MY

I love hearing this. Yeah, the types when things just seem to suck too much. So you have to wonder about it.

I mean it really is in my view an important aspect. A very important issue in terms of is it real?

Now that is why I take time to be sure it is something that I can make this happen my way. Oh yeah a different kind of oh my.

I won’t say this is always happens the way I want. I wish it did, but it doesn’t. Because there are so many occasions that it just doesn’t work.

And that is because I have to tolerate the what if people. Yeah, they are the ones who always come up with the crappy exceptions.

Now those are the situations where you get the oh my in reverse. Like having bull’s eye put on your forehead.

Only the person normally doesn’t it do it on purpose. Now that would be nice if you knew they did.

That way you could defend against it. You could expect them to treat you as you would treat them.

Nice concept when it is intentional. Yeah, you can count on it being a pain in the butt. Because you know they will make sure it causes the most grief.

But again those are not normally the usual situations. As a rule it is basically a case of oops.

Some amateur with plain dumb luck hits a home run right between your eyes. Am I happy when that happens? Heck no!

So those are the ones you have to watch out for. Because it is like they have some watcher with power helping them.

And that is never a good thing. Because you can’t defend against it. Brother that is never a fun oh my option.

And I have worked hard to avoid that problem. Only fate and fortune are just such pranksters.

They can be so good at messing up life. So you have to apply the rule, find some jerk to pass on the grief first.

It takes practice, but so much fun. That first oh my they say does it all.

QUESTIONS

Now if you were paying attention you will notice I said question and not questions. How often we do seem to need to ask more than one.

See that is the nature of life at times. We just end up situations where we expect to have everything explained.

Only problem is that too often you can’t get all the answers. Heck, at times you can even get an answer.

So you end up just being stuck without any such luck. Truth carries a special quality in terms of we assume it comes with answers.

Would be nice if we had a way to make this so much simpler. Just have the chance to know all the facts.

Course that assumes we want the truth. Which might not work. Yeah, sometimes it just sucks.

Which is why I vote for fantasy. Any kind will do. Maybe not the kind we want. But the kind we can invent.

Now this is the part that gets a tad creative. See I believe it is more important for it to be about what we want.

Yeah, anyone can worried about the real details. They can be so boring. Oh yeah you have to hate that.

So the fun part is to just let it be what you want. Come on isn’t that more fun? I mean really truth our way is great.

Alas what can I say, if only reality truly worked that way. But it doesn’t. Nope we don’t get such options.

Now without some help. That is where it is great to have options such as pretend pals. Not pretend people, just ones with great imaginations.

Got to love that option. Anytime you can have a person who will help you believe a lie it is great.

Now that makes it all so much fun. But then the key is you can’t stop. You have to keep on accepting it as true.

At least long enough so nobody will question it being okay. That is the aspect you have to work to avoid.

And I have managed it on occasions. Just not enough yet.

VICTORY

Ah, the sweet taste of success when you won out over somebody else. I know some might say it is wrong to boast.

But there are times it is so beneficial. And for that we can be thankful. Providing it happens when we want.

Which is never quite what we want. Now for me, well I savor every victory. Even when they don’t happen the way I want.

This just becomes a case of you know being sure I can use it according to our needs. Now that is when it comes the case of what we want.

I mean that we tailor the battle to fit our needs. Yep, that is when it really counts. Well providing we allow it to be that way.

In any case I am trying to figure the most gracious ways to let this become a nice thing. Something you can you know celebrate in a way that really matters.

Now that is the matter that really counts. Yep, it is where you can take the time to check out all the options.

See there are good and bad forms of victory. The ones that are about success and the ones about doing it illegally.

In any case we try to get a clear picture of what is important. Really that is what matters. Do it right and you have success.

Do it wrong and you get messed up. Yeah that is the part the really matters. Providing you did take it the right way.

And that all required the simple means to be sure you always keep the facts straight. Now maybe not what you tell others.

In any case I will do what I can to keep them in the right perspective. As long as you win then what you really happens doesn’t matter.

See there is a fine line between you know making crap up and boasting. The important part is you always tell the others what you want them to believe.

Do it with a fake sense of humility and you are even better off. Oh yeah that is a blessing. Well it works that way for me.

Not for everyone. Wish it did. But then some just can’t seem to appreciate this reality. Yeah, that is the problem.

Oh well. We do have reason to smile when it comes out right.

CRUCIAL

Oh man now this is such a great feeling. You know that is the thing that I find so beautiful. Just the time we can so be thrilled by the stress.

Yeah, those are the fun times I can truly savor. It is funny how you know we often miss on those items.

Because we hate stress. So we don’t take advantage of the good it brings. So we miss out on what it can savor is the means of joy.

Still the problem is that we need to have this in proper perspective. And that I about the way we approach it.

Basically to savor how the stress affects other. Oh yeah, now that is important. Really that is the part that brings smiles.

Now from my view this is the part that I really do have to share as inspiration. Meaning to be sure you like it.

Yep, that is important. If you do it correctly. I mean that is what counts. Providing you take time to see it correctly.

Which is a matter of taking time to be sure you always do what you need in terms of making it smile. We all need those.

Just the way we take our time and that would be the part that would be fine. Just making ourselves so darn happy.

Well this is the part that is where we celebrate with a grin. Because we have no choice. And that is the way it has to be.

Now from my view all I can say is this is a matter of perception. Meaning you just have to get past this part.

Basically being willing to spend the time making sure you just accept this is a matter of view. Take it as a joy

All of which counts for smiles if you get rid of some stress at the price of somebody’s sanity. Yeah, that would be great.

But then you never know how this will work. Just to be able to know you have so much fun I the process.

Well that is what I like. To make people happy. Starting with myself. And that is not quite bringing smiles.

Not for now unless it give stress to others.

LEISURE LIES

I think this is such a great con. You dangling out that promise of letting a person think fun waits for them and they will be happy.

Course the whole time there is no real leisure available. Just the illusion that you create for the sake of making it seem like fun.

This works great with things like vacation property. That location you pawn of on somebody that you claim is a paradise.

Only it isn’t. It is a joke. Some dump that you can’t use and have no other way to get rid of it.

So you invent some big lie about it to make it sound great. And people are so totally stressed out by life they will grab at most things.

But then you do have to enjoy the ability to create a fantasy. Yeah, make it seem so totally wonderful. That is the joy I love, the pure illusion.

And when you work it right, it is pure art. Not the kind you can sell by regular means though.

So this is the option to getting stuck with crap. And it sure is a challenge. Yeah, to do this convincingly can be hard.

But the thing is that won’t be the kind of option that some will find as acceptable. They won’t be happy with crap.

Thus you have to be willing to in some way take time to make them believe this piece of land fill is heaven. Dress it up nicely.

Do it right and you will have a satisfied customer. Do it wrong and you will not enjoy it and they won’t either.

All matter of how well you can make up stuff till they believe it. I do this a lot. So I have plenty of practice.

Which is the basics of seduction. Just with a special focus. Yeah, I do love that. The focus part makes it sound great.

Only doesn’t quite make for a sale. Nope, not if you don’t succeed is making the sale. Which requires plenty of acting.

So if you can fake it, then don’t try and get this to be a success. Nope it will not work. And by such failures have disaster happen.

As with why I’m still stuck with that one piece of property.

HOBBIES

Well sure can be fun when you have this as an option. I mean providing you have time for such things.

Which would be so great if that happened. But so often it just doesn’t work out as I would like at times.

Yeah, that is one thing where you need to be so darn creative. Otherwise it is just such a pain.

And that is never quite the ideal that I would like. Just need to find the right means to make this happen.

Yeah, I would love to work out some great options to be distractions. And that really is the important aspect.

Now I do appreciate that some might consider so entertaining. This is an issue of definition from my point of view.

And I am working on it from my point of view that there are some very special ways I need this to happen. One’s that to me really are a hobby.

I’m sorry, but building models doesn’t work for me. Now the big deal is I would not want some lame hobby that didn’t satisfy my idea of happiness.

But then I do have problems in that too many would not have looked upon my concepts as something they would call a hobby. Nope not when you try to make it what they call wholesome.

Why some make that a requirement I can’t say. Sure doesn’t work for me. And not going to either.

Still I am on that level where I want a hobby that truly does reflect what I like. Some might treat it as an addiction.

Which is so unfair. I mean just because I don’t want to hammer something or glue some crap doesn’t mean it isn’t a hobby.

I just prefer to be practical about it. Which means plain and simple that means spending time pursuing some creative options.

The tricky part is that I have to be sure I don’t broadcast them to others. Yeah, that is the part I have to accept.

Meaning I can spend time telling others my options. I won’t even mention it in my postings. More fun to just let some think otherwise.

INDIVIDUALISM

This is such a mixed blessing. True, we all need the joy of feeling like a person, but also have to be part of the whole.

So that means darn it, freedom with responsibility. Which is the down side of being an individual.

I have tried to figure a way to find some compromise on this thing. And it sure hasn’t been easy.

Always comes down to the same thing. Sooner or later you have to ask for help. Somewhere along the lines you have to be more than one person.

I didn’t say I enjoyed it. Just accepted it goes with the dream of being a human island. Which is just you know meaning being in charge.

Now there are so many options on that part. Most involved some kind of trickery. Such a great joy when you get to.

Pity it doesn’t happen all the time, but I never give up hoping. Oh yeah, I got to admit that it just is on my agenda.

Now the problem is having the right strategy. This is a matter of good salesmanship. You have be able to sell this crap as gold.

The whole time you can’t stop the charade. That is the part I don’t like. In order to be independent you have to pretend to be a team player.

Which is why I have team Rash set up. Yep, I am looking or a lot of people who want to be winners.

And with this team I will make sure everyone comes away with a sense victory. Yeah, that would be really the upside.

I would make a bunch of truly independent beings. All walking around feeling so tall and proud!

But then the whole time they would be addicted to my coaching. So they could strut around, yet need to come back for more.

Which is the area that I get freedom. A chance to make them always crave one more taste of my baloney.

And do so in a way they think they are in charge. Oh yeah, now that is the place where I am the winner.

Just can’t brag about the victory, merely bank the rewards.

UNSTOPPABLE

Ah, you have to love it. Those glorious moments when you just take time to be sure you have the joy of feeling you can’t be stopped.

Oh this might be rare. Yeah, I can imagine that is not quite how some would see life. But it is fun when it happens.

Even if it is only for a short time. Now the real fun is when I can inspire others to believe they are invincible.

That is the best part. Yep, this is truly such a thrill. I mean it is truly a save what to be unstoppable.

You get to put somebody else in the way. You let them become the person you want to take all the bullets.

This does take effort to pull off. Yeah, you have to be sure you get them totally convinced it is true.

Because this will always give you a reason to feel happy. As long as you spent time bein sure that such people truly are convinced it is true.

That can take a bit of work. Because normally the person has to be a loser. Sane and successful people are harder to convince.

They will not be the type that have a reason to question your con. And they need to be the kind who will believe anything.

Plus be desperate too. Yeah, that helps. Oh I do love that part. You build up the person’s confidence so they think the can do anything.

Then you make them believe that they can conquer the world. They can do anything they want.

Ah, it is to dream. It is to be so darn happy. Because it will be there blood on the ground. And not yours.

The important part is that you take time to be sure you act so shocked when they are wounded. This is very important.

Now that is the part that matters. You have to take time to truly be convincing on that part.

Can’t ever let them know they were being used. Yeah, that is the part that really counts. Because you have to be so happy over just not being wounded.

So you hide your relief behind fake tears.

TAKING LIBERTIES

Yep, a great choice. Snag them freedoms. Yeah go ahead do it. Make me proud. I love it.

Just not the type of thing that you can get the freedom you crave. Yep, it would be great if it worked that way.

But it doesn’t. Nope, not that I can see. It is sort of this crazy rule. Some kind of strange force we can’t control.

Kind of the thing that leaves you nothing, except frustrated. Yeah, that sucks. I prefer when this works out to my favor.

Yeah those are great times. The occasions that you can enjoy life and get more from everyone else.

I must confess I love those times. All the memories you can cherish. The simple joy of life going your way.

No rules, no complaints, just a big plus sign. One that gives you nothing, except smiles. Got to love that option.

Just doesn’t come up that often. People really are so difficult when they are looking at this kind of loss.

Hey, I don’t make the rulers here. I just accept this falls under the law of supply and demand.

Which for me is that I have a demand and I need a supply. So I will go and borrow it whenever I can.

Just another of those little facts of life nobody likes to face. Well nobody but me I guess. I personally love it.

Yep, I’m going to be happy when this happens. I mean it is a tad inconvenient for the others.

But then you never know, I might just be able to take this to a point where it can be fun for all. That is just a matter of effort.

And it all is fun when in the end I get a chance for more fun. Never will stop having that as my goal.

Just have to be sure I do it in a way that doesn’t get me in trouble. Can’t have enough times of being safe.


Which is not the option I want in terms of taking other’s rights. It is to dream.

SPECIAL TOES

Got to truly love this option. Have those times when you either feel special or see something as special.

Be able to enjoy the event and know it is not the usual experience. Those you can really smile at.

And there are not better than the ones where you get to savor somebody else’s demise. Yep, that is the joy I love.

I know that it might not be viewed as a good thing to some. But I consider it entertainment.

Yes, I said entertainment. The simple ability to just smile when you get a break because somebody you hate got some deserved misery.

As far as I’m concerned this is one of those deals where you just have to treat it as distraction. See I view it as the type of situation where others are doing the same thing.

Yeah, I know it and others do to. They just don’t admit it. There is something in our nature that thinks it is not good to admit.

And the thing is I prefer not to pretend. I don’t want to act like I don’t feel that way. Why bother.

So much easier to just make it happen. Then you can just relax and smile. Because it is all silliness anyway.

Well that is how I view it. Because I think we have too many darn fake games in this world.

So I would rather make them official until I could tax it. Give it some control. Yes, might as well enjoy it.

We could even have a holiday in honor of the event. A special day to honor all the times when revenge works.

Doesn’t that make more sense that the way it is now? People fake it. And that is silly. We do it for real anyway.


So why not make it so much easier. Well that is how I view it. Yeah, I need that option. Really I think it is great.

Just need to have a different view of what works. And I know that is hard to get in this society.



But if we have a grass roots, screw you movement, I’m sure it will work.

SOLD AND HIRED

Sales are such a wonderful activity. Providing you are selling things for more than they cost.

Just improves the joy when you get some cash out of the deal. And if it is for more than you spent, even better.

Now there are times when naturally you just want to get rid of something. So a sale is a blessing when you actually sell it.

However, that is the time when it is other than done for pleasure. More a case of panic. Which can be a problem too.

So you take the time to find some avenue of option to make up for some disaster. Does that always work? Well no.

Wish it did. Would be so much fun to have the time to take this to a level that worked without suffering.

I’m never crazy about having to practically give stuff away. Nope that is not quite my idea of a good time.


So we move to the point of trying to find some method to make this all look good. Yep, I want to have a sale, but make it fun.

Which means having the joy of making it seem like I will profit from it. That doesn’t happen all the time.

Wish it did. But that isn’t reality. And I could be so happy with the times I get to just sell off something to get rid of it.

Yeah, that would be fun if it is something I really need to eliminate. Now for me the most important times are with people.

Now, I’m not selling them. They sort of messed that option. Has such a bad meaning to it.

All because they didn’t handle it right. Instead of oppressing someone and taking away their freedom, you con them into volunteering.

See, that simple twist makes so much difference. Yep, it work so great when you have a chance to get somebody to be excited about offering them up as a serf.

Takes work, but so fun when it happens. I really like it. Well providing it will really happen without complaints.


That is the part you have to avoid. Or you might in up on the sale sign for a pissed person.

SPARED

Ah mercy is such a wonderful thing. I really do love the sensation of making a person feel less guilty.

And so what if it is all a load of crap. Yeah, what is wrong with that? Come on let’s just call it time to enjoy life and forget the facts.

Really, life goes so much easier when we can do that. I love it. Those times we can share some special moments of pure denial.

Too many treat that as a bad deal. Like we could really just you know take the time to always be truthful.


Personally that is stupid if you ask me. I mean why do we have to act like we need to see all the garbage?

Will it make it go away? Nope. Will there be a way for things to improve by facing the reality?

Not very likely. I think it is more that it will only depress. Yeah, that is the part that really is not cool.

So what is wrong with a little effort at fairy tales? I think it is fun. Yep, I love it when I am able to do that.

And I know it sure makes more smiles than to tell somebody, sorry, but you are doomed. That doesn’t get much positive response.

Not that as been my experience. Okay so I pass on the fantasy and they all buy it. Because it is what they really want.

Which is fine. And you know I do love that aspect. Yep, you got to love it. A few times when we just say no to the truth.

Well that phrase was intended for other things, but shoot I think it works here. At least for me it does.

And really what is so bad about that? I can’t say much. I just want to take the time to spread a little happiness.

Doom and misery we got plenty of. Yep, way too much. So let’s just try our best to make it all better.

Okay it might only last until the disasters come. But we can still have a good time in the process.

Really makes the crisis so much more fun to deal with, even if you don’t survive it.

SAVED

Never hurts to be able to set some resources aside. Just to have that security of having something extra for emergencies.

Now it is really great if you can do it without being at your expense. Be able to borrow it from somewhere else.

Well maybe not borrow. More like treating it as a gift. Yep, that is truly a wonderful experience.

Course this is even nicer when you can do it in a way that people willingly help. Without complaining in any way.

Just not the reality too often. Nope that is the sad part. When it comes to money people can be so unreasonable.

But that is okay. I just treat it as a challenge. Yeah, that is the fun part. And that is what I love to do.

Take the creative approach. Make sure it works in a way that the person just begs to help.

Sometimes that is easier than others. Yep, certain people are just more giving than others.

Not that you can always make sure, which ones though. That can be such a chore to figure out.

Now the down side to this is making friends with people. Yep, that is the part that is such a pain.

Well doesn’t have to be, but can be. When we are talking about people who make it a chore.

I mean friends can be a good thing. Others it can suck. Depends on who we are talking about.


Wish it was the kind of deal that was easier to accomplish. But then it means spending time with someone.

And let me tell you that is not always a joy. Some people are so darn annoying. You have to force yourself to like them.

Still in the long run it can be really worthwhile. A chance to say take to another level. Which means, hand over your pocket book.

Yeah, that is the times I can celebrate the pure rush of victory.

BLOWN AWAY

Now the obvious option on this one is to imagine somebody exploding. But then you know that was not a tasteful option.

At least in terms of what others might think. Nope they would not look upon a person dreaming of somebody swallowing a bomb as a good thing.

In any event I can still imagine it. Maybe not the type of dream I would confess other than in a blog, but fun to think about.


I’m not talking about something here real gruesome either. Nope that will not work for me.

I’m more thinking in terms of them exploding with worry or stress. The kind of bomb that doesn’t leave any evidence.

Got you on that one. Well at least that is what happens to be my option. In any case I am savoring the vision.

The idea of some jerk I can’t stand and giving them so much grief they are ready to erupt. Which they try to control.


It is the effort to control their reaction that causes the damage. All those moments of lip biting are so memorable.

Just don’t get the chance as often as I would like. Nope that isn’t the way it happens for me.

Which is probably because I don’t approach this in a way that would exactly inspires any divine blessings. I know that part.

Alas to be a plotted means you get such curses. And that is one of those things you live with.

However, I do keep contemplating that option. And manage to achieve it on numerous occasions.

Those are the special memories I so cherish. The quite times when I have that taste of victory.

I won’t say that always is the way it works. But it does when I tell myself my version. Yeah, that is the joy.

I can even celebrate too. Which makes it all the better. Well at least from my view. With others I can’t say.

But that is something for another time.

BY MYSELF

Ah yes, being alone. A great option when you want to be. And the absolute pits when you don’t want it.

Course as with most things lies are the solution to this problem. You spend the time telling yourself the reasons you are alone on purpose.

And they better be good ones. Yep, that is absolutely essential. You can’t lie to yourself very well if you can’t make it believable.

Now the problem is that I can’t make this work enough. So I have to supplement it in some special way.

Yeah, that is really tough when you run out of things to say that you can believe and have to make crap up. Never works that well.

So one has to try and keep this in the proper balance. A lot of booze and the right words will normally help.

Just not all the time. Alas that is not the perfect choice in all situations. Sure wish it was. But just doesn’t work that way.

So the best method is to always find some form of distraction. Movies can be fun. So can other options.

Yeah, the more choices you have the better it is. And naturally I keep this affordable through various means.

Not always ones that I can talk about. Because even those they are creative, not everyone would see it that way.

Well what can I say? I mean you have to have those moments we really need something different required funds.

I consider it therapy. So that for me is very important. After all I do have duty to take care of so many.

Which makes it all seem perfect. I didn’t say it was. Just that it is so satisfying to find some reason to justify such things.

Course I didn’t say everyone like it. Can be less than popular with people who have morals.


So naturally I don’t include them. And it might be why they spend so much time alone. Yeah, I really appreciate it.


But that is okay, I do the best to just keep pretending. And sometimes it actually works.

FAKE FUSES

In the process called life there are always this possible explosive situations. And plenty of people who also fall under that category.

Regrettably they will often make sure that you are left worried they will do something dangerous. And that is never a source of thrills.

Now the really pain with this is never being sure who is dynamite and who is a fake. The fakes are the ones that like to make you believe they are dangerous.

And it is such a pain since both act the same way. They just don’t act different enough for you to sure about how they will behave.

So that is why you have to be careful. Not act like a wimp, but neither can you afford to be stupid.

Now the best method is to check the person out. Look for little clues they are the type who will either blow up or just fizzle.

Do it right and you can have so much fun. Do it wrong and you have no idea what kind of disaster can happen.

So the best part is to just take the time to be sure you check out the little thing that might cause problems. Yep, this is very important.

All of this comes down to the basic fact that people are not sane. What a pity they have to even lie about it.

I think life would be so much more blessed if we could get this part straight. Just have people stop acting otherwise.

I know it is fun to pretend that people will act smart. And they will always make good choices.

I love when I can actually make this into a game. Actually there is very little that I don’t enjoy turning into a game.


If I do this enough it keeps me from being pissed off. Which is never fun. And along the way also saves a few explosions.

Just have to not try and let people know it is a game. They get upset if you treat them like they are you know not taken seriously.

At least if I work it right I don’t have to worry about them finding out a thing. Just letting them diffuse elsewhere.


And blow up at somebody else.

GRINNING AND NOT BEARING IT

One can talk all the want about being calm in a storm. How mature it is to always be in control.

Oh it sounds wonderful to say. Might be even better if it was like that in reality. But not that I can tell.

Oh I do get to fake it a lot. Yeah, being in my position I do love the game. I have my mask for each occasion.

At first you do have a twinge of guilt. But then you get over it. Well I know I did. At least I can say I did.

Now what I do is naturally is to blame others when things go wrong. I always give me such joy to do it.

Not that it results in always escaping blame. That takes lots of lies. Oh yeah, you need a whole bunch of them.

Well they have to be believable. That is the tricky part. Just tossing out some crap never improves the problem.

Course the key is to be sure you look convincing. You can look sad or pissed. Happy is the one mask you need more than others.

Now for me that is not a problem. I’ve worn a mask so long hard to remember not wearing one.

So I never give it that much thought any longer. Nope, just happy to let myself believe it. Takes work, but worth it.

Well in the long run, that is the scroll of crap you make up, this is so much fun. Taking it as a dream really makes things so great.

But then some will get picky about truth. Darn pests who expect to have fact involved with everything.

Just have to be willing to take the time to have some form of calming help. I love the bar option.

Yeah, I love when you can drink enough to appear calm. As long as you don’t breath on them, cool.

But then that part takes practice. And I am very skilled and practicing in that regard. Just when it work right.

Which is always if you work it right.

ELEMENTAL

I do enjoy when things make sense in a simple way. They just don’t have to have a lot of

But life does have a way of making sure they don’t stay that way. Nope, not the moments of glory I want to celebrate.

Now that is the one aspect of life I certainly would change if I could. You know pass a law to make sure complicated got fined.

Except when I want to make it that way on purpose. There are times that I do need that option.

I mean if you can keep people confuse then they will be more likely to accept some change. I didn’t say they would like it.

Just can’t figure it out so they will just not complain. Well that is for me. Now I prefer that when I am dealing with people.

But I do not like it when it happens to me. Yep, a double standard. I agree and I’m proud of it.

Why? Well why not? I mean I have to work hard at this. It isn’t like a decent con is something you achieve by accident.

So I need an edge. And I really do try so hard to maintain it. Which would be great if in the end I got a break on it.

But that presumes a hope in the impossible. So you best figure out the way to cheat and not get caught.

It can be so exhausting to avoid that part. Being caught is such a pain. So much harder when they have witnesses to lie about it.

So you got to work twice as hard to make it all believable. And who really needs that? I don’t.

But you just can’t get much cooperation at time. People just won’t accept simple if it doesn’t make sense.


And that is the part I don’t find all that satisfying. I am working on it though. I keep figuring new and creative ways to make it all work.

Well at least in my view of working. Which is where everyone does all the work and I take the credit.

Yep those are the dreams I love. Just can celebrate them.

DESTINY

Got to wonder about this one on my end. I have seen so much in life and so little of it makes sense.

And I’m more inclined to believe in dumb luck than fate. Just observed too many who manage to stumble their way to success.

Which is not on purpose to be sure. Yeah, that is not how I’ve seen things take place. Not at all.

Now the way I figure it destiny is more like a lottery. Whoever is in charge in the universe, if there is one just has only so many blessings to pass out.

So he or she just you know can’t really decide who deserves it most. Too many liars and what not.

So the only fair thing is to leave it to luck. Yep, I can see it coming out that way. Just putting all mortal names in some incredibly huge hat and pulling out a winner.

Sure makes more sense that to believe it is all planned. I mean this is pure insanity the way it works now.

So that I the way I figure it as to work. And my only complaint is that I can’t bribe the host.

I would sure love that. Just a chance to you know get a chance to get the have an edge on this deal.

I can’t see the problem with that part. Only haven’t found a way to make it happen, sure wish I did.

Oh I wouldn’t mind you know having that kind of blessing. I did check and didn’t see where even Satan offer that option.

Never was clear on exactly what you got for selling him your soul. Nobody says if you get any options or a contract.

Well in any event I just know I would love to get a break. But then I imagine everyone would.

And then I will just settle for those times I can be creative on this. Yeah, have some edge I caused.

Doesn’t have the same joy to it as pure dumb luck. Now that you don’t have to work for. And I love that lazy option.

Just don’t want to work for it.

SOLD AND HIRED

Ah, you just can’t be unhappy when you can buy and sell others. Um, not talking about slavery though.

Nope, that is not something people see as a good thing these days. All that complaining and other aspects to diminish the ability to enjoy that option.

I will admit I did like the feudal option. Well providing I was allowed to be in the position of being a monarch.

Serf options were so much less complicated. You didn’t need taxes or things like benefits.

So that made things quite simple and I liked the way it made life easy to function. And no lawyers either.

But then you know I appreciate how the ordinary people view this as less than a desirable option. Then to you have the problem of people’s rights.

So the current options does have some nice aspects. When you pay people you do get the joy of decided how you will use their time.

And let me tell you that is one plus. Yeah, people are more prone to accept any form of abuse if they are being paid.

Not that they like it. Nope you can be sure they hate it and even resent it. But the paycheck makes them cope.

I really love that word. So makes everything so perfect. Because people have no choice, but to accept reality.

I guess I do try to be realistic. I know I can take this to an extreme. That never works. You have to be careful.

Because if you piss people off enough it becomes a case of revolt. Then you have serious problems.

Defiant types are definitely not cooperative. And you have to be careful to toss them a few crumbs from time to time.

But if you are able to work it right then you can take time make sure they are kept on a tightrope. Perhaps a little unhappy, but not enough to quit.

Then once you have exhausted your options you arrange to have them transferred. Yep, sell them off to somebody else.

Next is the word you never say.