IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE

Always a joy when you know somebody else blew it. Oh yeah this is the fun of life, a time of pure dreams.

You just can't put a price tag on these gifts. Nope, it is not a thing you can look at and really feel bad about.

Now the only problem is not being able to find the right occasions when this happens. It just doesn't come up enough.

The problem can truly be challenging. You just have to work very hard to be sure you can locate these gems of guilt.

That really is the key element. Just being able to identify all the best candidate for being prime form of screw ups.

And trust me they are out there. A lot of them. Pity they don't function with signs. Now that would really help.

It would also be nice if they were listed with some kind of government agency. I mean that would really make it so much easier.

Then you could just go on the net and look at the listing a pick an appropriate person for your needs. Maybe they could even give a rental rate.

Oh heck let's even go farther and say that with the right effort perhaps we could refine the whole process. Yeah make it official.

Have it printed up and available to sell to others. Then could order a copy as needed and if possible get the person's name and address.

I really think this would truly make life so much simpler and fun. And for the people who are so good at screwing to get a chance at fame.

Now I would really love that. I mean there are just so many times in life with you need a scapegoat

It is just hard to you know always have to deal with lying or framing somebody. So much nicer when they are guilty.

Now that is the part that makes it all so much more worthwhile. I really do savor that kind of joy.

Just hard at times to honestly find those moments without a lot of work. And you know I will find them when I have time.
If not I fake it and find some clown to blame.