CLOSING A CAN OF WORMS

Ah now this is definitely not an easy challenge. Basically in my mind opening a can of worms is to unleash some gossip or serious of wormy headaches as the result of a bad decision. And it doesn’t result in a simple consequence. Any basic chance to say “OOPS” and then move on.

Nope, there is just no easy way to close the lid on a bunch of slimy worm consequences to a personal blunder that keep oozing all over the future. Plus you can be darn sure that nobody is going to forget those words.

In fact they will probably result in somebody deciding it is time to go fishing. Which translates into them taking those worms and bating a hook in order to grab some really juicy tidbit of scandal. So the worms of repercussions to an initial mistake can end in the person really catching the big one. That is when they find out some major fishy catch and that is something that you would give anything to have never found out.

So have I actually managed to pain the image that this isn’t a good thing? And how this can of worms is not going to be a joy either? Plus it is in that since like I said no easy thing to stop oozing.

Now how do I personally managed to achieve stuffing those worms back into a can? Well there are several methods that give me a reasonable chance of success. But no guarantees you understand, just chances, which are still better than none.

The first option is to “bribe” the person wanting to go fishing. That involves giving them a different can of worms. Basically ratting out somebody else so they find fishing for their scandals more appealing than looking in your pond.

If by chance you are unfortunately dealing with something disgusting that may have ethics or values then that might be rather tough. That is when you have to see if you can find their can of worms. And for some reason you can’t find it then you invent one. Yep a few appropriate lies can take other people’s minds off of worms. Hopefully.

Of course none of that gets the worms back in a can. That involves in some cases the need to um, kill the worms so to speak. Which amounts to destroying them by getting rid of the evidence. Depending on the type of worm that can be a challenge, but not impossible. If you are lucky you fill find some helpful “bird” who loves to eat worms or basically helps to make that worm disappear because they live on such scandals.

Got all that clear? Hope it helps when you end up with a can of worms and are stressing out on how to close it once it spills. And if by chance none of those options works for you I’ve save the best choice for last. It’s call looking at the worms and asking “what worms?” If someone points out the one’s that came out of the can you reply by asking “what can?”

Basic theme here in that sense when in doubt claim eye trouble. It is just as good a lie as those with good vision, but close their eyes anyway.