STINKY

Ah the impact of smells. The things that snarl the nose hairs and leave you feeling really pissed in general.

Now I am not strictly limiting this to things such as actual smells such as body odor or farts. That would be way to obvious.

I'm talking about fertilizer. As in the verbal kind. Lord knows I have spread enough of that in my day.

So I consider myself to be an expert on that subject. Thus I know the aspects of what can really stink big time.

The main chore is to not let somebody else know it is fertilizer. That requires ample amounts of perfume.

You do this with flattery. Oh yeah that is so much honey for the ears. Amazing how it will coat the mind.

Before you know it the person is so numb from that smothering to his or her reason that the smell doesn't even become an issue. You make the person feel like a god and the rest will fall right into place.

You know take them to heaven in their attitude and thinking and they will be so caught up with it that shoot they will never care about what is stinking. Only it doesn't last forever.

Sooner or later they will stop being thrilled with flattering words. Instead they will be expecting at some point for you to be more balance and less upbeat.

Otherwise they know off the bat is it a lie. And that really doesn't impress anyone. Nope that will be a big clue this is all phony.

Finding the right balance can be tricky. It can take lots of practice to in any way end up a positive thing.

Emphasis here on positive meaning the person actually benefits from all the manure until you get what you want. Then you have chance to focus on getting away

At least before their common sense nostrils kick in. That can be a real pain. They will really be pissed then.

Oh yeah if you stick around too long to admire your work it will not be a good thing. That will not be the kind of option that will end up in thanks.

More like a necktie in the shape of a noose.