NOT TODAY

Oh yes, this is such an uplifting concept. Just a nice way of saying no without saying no. You leave the hope that things ill improve.

But normally I have found not today, means never. The person is just being clever or too scared to admit the truth.

Now in the dating arena, not today means you're dead. It means forget that plan for getting lucky later.

But that also means you save all that money investing in that person. So free meals, no telling them stories, just move on to the next candidate.

Sort of like no sale, then look for a better bargain. Normally with enough effort it can be found.

And the nice thing with booze it is no problem. The more one infests in that option the better the odds.

It is just a matter of the right strategy. Yep that really makes a difference. And then with the right effort the comments change.

Sometimes not today becomes let me think about it. Or then moves to, what does the room look like?

The key is getting past the Not part. After that is really more a matter of timing. And the number of lies you end up having to tell.

Course they are not so bad if you end up winning. A nice way of talking about scoring. Home runs are nice to be sure.

Being sent to the dug out without getting a chance at plate really is not fun. That is when something calls off the game.

Of course that often happens because of some meeting. I hate those moments. You get all excited over some chance for playing sports.

Not like I'm into other forms of sports that much, but I do appreciate how it is fun when you go home the next morning feeling like a champ. A winner.

Have to revised it a times. You do have to allow for the problem. Always need those great stories.

The ones you tell in the locker room. Complete fiction, but sound good. Beer makes them work better.

Ah the memories.