RIGHT AND SO RIGHT

Right is opposed to either wrong or left. And let me till you if you are not right there are times when you better be sure you leave. Yeah, being totally wrong can shout stupid way too loud.

And naturally the wise option is to be sure you are never other than right. This is very tricky you understand.

Honestly, that implies being perfect and that just don't happen very often. Not sure one can even be perfect occasionally. I would go for it though.

The important thing is not that you ARE perfect. What is really important is that you don't appear WRONG.

There is a difference you understand. One is a guaranteed disaster. No matter how hard you try you can not maintain perfection.

But you can avoid being wrong. How you might ask? Very simple you never admit to being wrong. Deny, deny, deny you silly!

Of that you can be sure it is the most valuable thing you can accept. Oh this can be a challenge.

That is why the first rule is that you never ever admit you are responsible for anything. This is the most critical part.

Very simply you always line up a sufficient set of fall guys and scapegoats to get the blame when things go wrongs. Committees are also a wonderful diversion.

Oh how wonderful it is when you can say, "hey it wasn't my fault!" Oh how that drips so eloquently off the tongue.

Does for me at least. And with that little option the key to the door of never being wrong can be open. Oh yeah it will really work so well.

However for those poor individuals without the capacity to feel such options available the next option is never say anything where there are witnesses. Don't write it down and above all, never ever claim you said it no matter what happens.

Now that will truly spare you a lot of grief later. Trust me, the few times you have to admit to being wrong the better it is.

Unless you are a first class glutton for abuse. Then you can savor all the pain you want, just not with me offering any help!

A word to the wise guys should be sufficient.