BEST DEAL

Aww now this is the wonderful joy. One you can truly savor. The perfect measure of life when things go the way you want.

But then the challenge is often to find that deal. Best really a challenge you understand. Yep, it really is necessary to discover.

For best can be a vague term to be sure. It can sound so great in some ways, but in reality totally suck.

Why? Because we are so easily seduced. Oh yeah that happens a lot. We are suckers for what sounds good.

And if it appeals to our lust, even more so. Why? Simple, because pleasure will always over power the mind's will.

We can't help ourselves. You appeal to one's sense of lust and the rest will take care of itself.

People will willingly walk into a walk if you get them drooling. We love that part. Just makes the whole day special.

Tack on the word best deal and you got a friend for life. Well right up to the point they find out you made the whole thing up.

Then forget it. They will not see it as a best deal. They will get totally pissed and upset over any deal.

At that point they become a bad customer. A real hard sell and you will not earn their respect.

Yep, that can be so wonderful. If you offer some phony best deal to turn them off then later have the real best deal available, they will not take it.

Which is so cool. Because you can say you offered it to them. They will even agree. And that will be the most fun part.

Because later they can't come back and say, you didn't give me a chance. Oh they may be willing to gripe, but that happens.

Meanwhile you get the perk of keeping the best deal for yourself. And you don't even have to feel guilty.

Just sit back and enjoy. It will be so much fun. Even take a picture to show the other person.

Yeah, they will really hate that.