SPORTING EVENTS

You got to love them. Well most guys seem to. And why not? It is the last place guys can feel some illusion of being superior.

Plus if you work it right you can claim to be the world champion. Even if you aren't actually champion over the whole planet.

But since we do seem to enjoy doling out so many titles, why can't we expand the concept of champions? They are accurate to start with, so let's pass out some extra joy.

Come on we can do it. Yeah, we can have all kinds of sporting events and titles. My personal favorite would be in the arena of lying.

And it wouldn't even matter who won, because everyone could claim victory. Who would complain?

Just has such possibilities. I love the idea. And heck talk about trophies, we can make up all kinds.

Why we can make everyone a champion of something. Now that would be real class. Well at least it would be different.

I guess the problem is some expect there to be truth attached to this. As if you need to have credibility.

To which I wish to point out that this isn't the way things have been handled. Like we don't have more than one World Heavyweight Boxing Champ.

Which is my point. We need to stop being silly on this. We just need to really get woun up with making it all fun.

All kinds of sports events can be included. Dash of tongues. Liars tosses. Tag team fabrication.

Oh yeah, you got to say it would be interesting. And a lot of fun too. Providing we cont' complicated it with lot of rules.

Those are such a pain. People get too many of them and all they do is cut down on the joy.

I say, let's make up the rules as we go along. Yeah, that would be impressive. And I will even agree to write the rule book.

For a small fee I can even come up with a set of rules to fit any given sports. Oh yeah that would be great.

Price list to follow.