Wishes For A Speedy Recovery

Dear Lenny we’re so sad as we can be

over how you aren’t able to easily pee,

so wishing you such a fast recovery,

have a chance to work again and be happy.

 

We’re so sorry that experimental Viagra messed up

making you right hand have those spasm of jerking,

until you couldn’t stop and were whining as a pup

though you spilled enough to be left happily smirking.

 

Now hurry up and please get well so very fast

then come back by to make all those great donations,

since all our clients sure enjoy your sperm blast,

which has made you a legend worthy of celebration.

 

Sincerely, the gang at the Sperm Donor Clinic