Can You Spell It?

Oh baby it’s okay

I love you for who you are,

those blonde strands of yours

are so beautiful with your tan.

 

So what if you can’t understand

how to use a key in a doorknob,

or get lost between the bed

and the bathroom

to me honey you are perfect.

 

Now you just don’t worry

that pretty head over this picture

just because you looked at it

for three hours and can’t figure it out

its no big deal, honest.

 

So sweetheart, you just keep being

the one that I want in my life

even if you need help

in little things like spelling words

that have more than one letter.

 

Here’s a kiss now off to work.

She gives him a hug,

before her lifeguard

heads off to work

then goes back to her doctorate thesis,

which is a study of blonde humor,

her mate being the only resource needed

to complete her studies.