Fundraisers

Those car washes to help the high school
were such a good idea,
only no one expecting
how the suds would work such magic.

Got pretty strange
when the English teacher
and women’s PE coach
let the lather and soap
wash away any restraints.

Sure did help with donations
after they got in the backseat
to do the windows
only they got steam up
instead of looking clean.

Next week they are having
a bake sale,
promises to be a big hit
with the cookies they will offer.