Not Quite Like The Brochure

They thought it looked lovely

in the travel agent’s brochure,

an oasis and sanctuary of real serenity.

With a staff who were available both night and day,

plus a very special form of entertainment

for a very budget package vacation price.

 

So the Mr. and Mrs. Gullible

were off to enjoy their trip,

why they thought the screaming door bell

a very creative welcome device,

also found it very amazing

how the maids all were able to float through the walls,

which were a very nice shade of red

that seemed to flow like blood.

 

Bed was very comfortable

even if it did hover off the ground

and rotated in a circle all night long

while some voice moaned underneath

about loving to devour hearts.

 

Meals were a tad on the lean side

since they were transparent,

but they didn’t mind since wanted to lose weight anyway.

 

They came back and recommended it to their friends,

Mr. and Mrs. OMG What’s That?

Figured they could use a break

with having weak hearts and being treated for extreme paranoia.

 

Next year the Gullibles can’t wait to go on the desert retreat

where the dirt glows at night in nice shade of green,

owned by some leisure expert by the name of Toxic Waste.