Omnipresence

Their everywhere all the time

can’t hide from that all seeing eye,

its hidden in the walls and ceiling,

why it might even be under carpet,

better be careful using the toilet

since they can also observe from inside the tank,

able to detect a snort from a hundred yards,

if you blink it will be know

scratch you nose and it will be filmed

do much else or even think about it

and some night they will enter your house

take you away to someplace

where their omnipresence could still

watch you ever second

from somewhere you’ll never detect.

 

That was Buddy’s warning

unto us who called him a co-worker

he would even lift the lid on the coffee pot

just in case the “THEY” were there too.

 

Oh he was extra careful

always checked his stapler and tape dispenser

for any signs of listening devices.

Too bad in all his being careful

at searching for unseen eyes

somehow he forgot to pay attention

over the boss’s watching

when he would have one of his “fits”

about supposed super secret surveillance.

After he dropped his pants to moon the camera

that the thought was in the hall fire extinguisher

it was decided he would be better off working elsewhere

we heard he went to work for a security company,

hopefully he had fun spying on himself.