Shut Up And Take The Keys

Oh the asphalt wisdom,

this miracle was suppose to inspire,

a GPS tracking system

any gal could easily,

find her way

from point A to point B.

 

But it didn’t allow

for a male ego

who never plugged

the darn thing in,

and thought six beers

at breakfast was just fine.

 

Cruising down the road

while swerving from side to side

then reaching the same point

where all his buddies had wrecked,

ignored that sign about road closed

that wife had pointed out.

 

After the pile up

managing to convince wife

to say she was driving,

since he had four accidents

on his record,

couldn’t afford another.

 

Thus another tale was told

at the bar,

wife getting the blame

to hide his shame

more from sleeping on the couch

because he never listens!