A Duel In The Sun

Now again I find myself lying here,
hoping the crowd done saw it all so clear,
pretending a bullet did ruined my cheer
hoping they won’t notice I loaded on beer.

Oh we do this shootout every single day
helps to satisfy casino debts I can’t pay,
by putting on this gunslinger special play
making it look real the old west way.

Good thing we both have been using blanks
for that part I’ll always give my thanks,
can relax a bit during the six gun pranks
wishing I made a bundle like robbing banks.

At least my colt 45 can shoot something alive
unless the pistol in my pants that has died
its barrel so limp that under my zipper it does hide
been so long since it worked and made a gal feel satisfied.

But finding was to make that gun work again
on boxes of Viagra I’ve I thus been inspired to spend
so after this gun fight act even though I didn’t win
with a flash of my new stiff pistol some gal will call me friend.