Stupid Dog!

My owner is such a paranoid freak
about cleanliness he’s sure a geek,
wasn’t my fault that his stupid dog
started scratching his behind on a log.

I thought it was funny at the time
until this dude plain lost his mind,
decided Fido had a bad case of fleas
then figured I did to when I sneezed.

Now he’s trying to drown what’s not there
didn’t even bother to inspect my hair,
just showering me with such insane care
why he’s even spraying repellent in the air.

All I know is when this moron is through
going to make sure I give him his due,
wait until he’s sleeping on those sheets of blue
then I’ll rain on him with some kitty dew!