Freudian Slips?

Now in desperation to end
all the endless insanity of dysfunction lives,
government started Operation Head Shrink Tidy Didy,
ready to analyze those infant neurosis
find out all those disorders
and makes everyone well adjusted
by the time they are potty trained.

Course asking about your past
when you are alone a year old
leaves a lot said in goo-goo and giggles,
naturally the shrinks are filling in the rest,
then prescribing meds and therapy
for each imagined problem.

It has got hard to accept
some twelve month old
really has so many diagnosed problems,
rumors are the bureaucrats
are regretting this decision,
especially after one doctor
claimed a six month old
had multiple personalities
just because he drool at different times.

Still trying to recover from their therapist slip ups,
through claiming this will spare society
so many maladjusted person in twenty five years
while insisting their retiring in twenty
has nothing to do with that comment.