Help Is On The Way

Never fear Julie, dear

help is on the way,

got a miracle for you,

have the most amazing healer

who is going to make you well.

 

One touch from him

will take away any pain or sickness,

just being in the same room

is bound to make you better.

 

So I will send in over without delay

the very first Evangel-kitty

 um, you do have hair balls right?

 

Oh never mind,

he’s so versatile,

bet you’ll be feeling great

after he lays in paw on your head,

course you probably smell

like tuna fish afterwards

or maybe even a litter box,

not sure on that part,

but at least you won’t be sick.