Clyde, You’re Ass Is Mine!

Oh Mandi was thinking dreamboat

when she met that Adonis at the grocery store,

fact he had a home and was self-employment

made him years ahead of all those lying trolls she had dated,

only didn’t know he was a Vet and had a pet gorilla.

 

Dropped by his house one day and sat in the living room

then Mr. Right excused himself to got into his laboratory for a few,

suddenly this eighteen year old big busted blonde showed up

had no idea it was his helper while she also went through that door.

 

While Vet and helper had gone into basement to fetch supplies

his gorilla, Clyde, in his cage was trying for some bananas,

instead grabbed the TV remote and ended up turning it on at full volume.

 

Well he got the repair channel just in time for the host,

who was working on refinishing a table,

to say “now strip off that covering and move between the legs.”

 

Next, Clyde, playing with buttons, switched to gardening channel

where guest saw the host holding this giant watermelon,

shouted, “Oh wow, never seen one that big before.”

 

Oh Mandi was really starting to freak from what she heard,

about that time Clyde, hit the adult channel,

then came the sounds of a woman screaming, “Oh god, oh god, oh god!”

 

Afterwards, Clyde fumbled with buttons and found the war channel,

some captain of a ship was yelling, “Ramming it home!”

 

That was enough to really get her steamed and she got up thinking

this guy is one big perv,

but then he came back to his lab and saw Clyde with the remote,

took Mandi to show her that gorilla was other than a pal.

 

Now she and Vet are doing fine, though his bimbo help is gone,

while Clyde is in his cage on probation and only touching bananas!