The Power Of Prayer

 

Dear Lord, I have learned my lesson,

this pride of mind has been slain,

I got the message and will never do it again.

 

My lips will only speak uplifting words,

never again will I dare to pray

some spiteful request unto your throne,

only please this time

can you undo this mistake  made.

 

When I asked you to end

the evil of the jerks I had on my mind

by turning the ones who acted like asses

into real life donkeys,

no way did I think

that it applied to me and my brother!

 

Now as I look back I accept

how some of our actions

might have bordered on the sinful,

after all we were just trying to gain

your prosperity blessings,

under paying employees wasn’t really that bad,

and not keeping those promises to our customers,

well it was just so we had more profit

in order to give more at church.

 

And honestly, all those women we took to motels

were so lonely as they could be,

did really promise someday to take care of all the kids

they had with us,

just got busy given speeches at schools

about abstinence and the joys of fidelity to marriage.

 

So if you we give us another chance and change us back

we will be so grateful and do so much better,

right after this weekend is over

where we were going to help try and redeem

all the ladies in that escort service

while using a phony credit card

in order that our money was saved for Sunday offering plate.