Sparing No Expense

 

For your birthday we are planning

a glorious extravaganza,

hours of celebration

every detail planned to perfection

so you can feel honor and so happy

with all this fabulous festivities.

 

And to that end

time was invested

to retain the services

of the finest bakers in Europe

who will labor for days

just to bring you the most incredible cake

ever seen in the world.

 

Then naturally guaranteeing

the invitations are sent to the ones

that will grace your event

in the most exciting and pleasurable ways.

 

Presents acquired from exclusive stores

offering the most luxurious items

all to make sure this day

exceeds beyond your wildest expectations.

 

Of course I did have to do all this on the internet

so I’m trusting all those web sites are telling the truth,

perhaps a photo of the entertainment

a precision motorcycle drill team

able to do amazing stunts in unison

totally beyond words in their talent,

such gifted bikers who strike such an imposing image.

 

Impressed?  Well now as long as the credit card number

I borrowed from my pal

on vacation in that mental ward,

then everything I promised will come true.