Got To Have It

Well honey,
I reckon time has come
for me to make things
like back on our honeymoon
when you said
how beautiful it was
with my male strokes so great
and I was such a satisfying plumb.

Oh dear
then you’re going to get a discount again
like you did way back when
on something that will really please me
such as getting all those little bargains
for nearly nothing and almost free?

No darling,
this little subscription will do the trick,
here check it out
because once I use it
you’ll be thrilled by my new
revived and working joy stick.

Hmmm dear,
it says on this box, Viagra,
isn’t that a falls like Niagara?
Can see how it will do much good
because there’s no joy stick in this house’s wood
and getting it wet with pills won’t make me smile
hope you’ll get better inspiration in a little while.