Hail Holy Round

Divine light coming to the vacant,
at least that was their revelation,
since numbers shrinking
and complaints growing that things were too dull,
so decided to broaden their appeal
with more liberal traditions,
why have only wine used for the communion
when any brew would do
providing they gave it the cross sign.

Now sisters free to reach out
to the community visiting happy hours
though mother superior often stands watch
for times the drinks flow too freely,
because even a nun can look way too tempting,
being so tipsy to remember her vows,
after too much scotch or bourbon
makes them want to do more than pray
influenced into wanting
a whole different kind of heaven!