She’s New

Mom and dad this is Usepia,
yes, I agree it is a unique name,
that silver space suit she’s wearing
is an new type of jogging suit
and the emerald skin
um, that is this special make up she uses,
kind of a tradition where she lives.

Where does she come from?
Oh, she’s an alien, not a citizen here,
they do lots of things different ltthere,
but she really is such an amazing person.

Oops, sorry about the couch,
I realize you just got it last week,
you know how those cans of mace keep improving,
hers just happens to disintegrate things.

Why is she floating around the room?
There’s a good explanation, really,
see she’s an acrobat
and learned it from this circus performer,
really is fantastic don’t you thing?

Darn, sorry about the fern in the corner
guess she’s sort of a vegetarian
must have been more hungry than I thought.

Look here comes the neighbor, Edith,
everything is fine honest,
bet she needed a rest anyway
wasn’t it thoughtful of Usepia
to use that ray thing for rendering her comatose?
It will wear off in a few hours.

Well we are off for a date,
have to admit they are out of this world,
hope you are glad to meet her
because next week her whole family will be moving to town,
should be interesting and so much fun
why they love to help,
er, you have anything against sometimes being green?