He Wants What!

I don’t care what that food critic threatens to say

his request is an insult to my Cordon Bleu way,

for he wants ketchup to put on my Spinach soufflé

and filet mignon prepared in a fudge sauce sauté.

 

Wasn’t enough to put up with his last visit’s request

for chocolate ice cream to put on that chicken breast,

as he barked his demands like he wasn’t our guest,

then complained about getting chocolate stains on his chest.

 

But I could handle that if it didn’t also ask for M & M candy

to add to my gourmet sauce with special herbs and brandy,

said it those sweet little lumps will make it so very fancy,

which he says will make it epicurean like it was extra “Francy!”